HELP! I got hit by a bus

OK, so actually we were out for dinner for Brian's birthday and Isaac was sitting on my lap and playing with his toy bus when he whacked me in the nose with it. It really hurt too. I bet you would have believed it though if I told you I really had been hit by a SEPTA bus. Just the other day on my way home from taking Brian to school, I watched a bus fly around a corner and barely miss a guy. He literally had to jump back out of the way. What a crazy place we live in!